Jevmaxxing is a privacy trading protocol for new coins on Robinhood Chain, built on Jev and NEAR. Jev, TypeSafe's System One model, reads every launch the desk pulls off the Pons V2 and Uniswap V4 contracts and answers four typed questions in one call with calibrated probabilities: buy, copy, skip or pass, how likely a rug is, whether buy flow is accelerating, whether the crowd is already in. Five agents feed it: SCOUT catches the launch, WARDEN runs the safety scan over bytecode, owner, mint and pause selectors, holder concentration, liquidity, deployer history and snipe tax, PULSE counts flow, LEDGER reports which tracked wallets are in, FLUX quotes the fill. Code holds the gate after the answer, and a WARDEN kill overrides Jev. The privacy layer is the veil: a one time key generated and encrypted in your browser, funded over NEAR Intents from ZEC, BTC, SOL, NEAR or ETH on another chain, with a solver delivering native ETH on Robinhood Chain to it. The veil signs the fill, so nothing on the chain joins the fill to the wallet you normally trade from, and every verdict is published as a receipt that names a token, never a wallet. The desk holds no key and keeps no address. The first protocol on Robinhood Chain to put a System One model in front of the fill and a privacy rail behind it. Creator fees on every trade pay the Jev calls and the RPC, so the desk stays free and keyless for everyone who opens it. Jev decides. The veil signs.