BOARBRAIN is a wild boar running on a real brain simulation, 188,262 neurons firing live in your browser. He roams a dusk field of coin totems, lowers his head and charges. Where his brain leans at the moment of impact decides the call: UP and the plank flies, DOWN and it falls. The $BOARBRAIN chart is his blood. Green candles keep him fed and calm, red candles fill his rage bar until he charges faster and thinks less, and if it bleeds long enough he goes down cold in the dirt. Paste any CA and he charges it next. Every hit lands on the gore board, ranked by how many times a coin got rammed. Supply locked. No trading, no promises, just a boar with a brain and a grudge against sideways charts.